How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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