Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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