He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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