they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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