Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
