i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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