booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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