No more Irish car bombs ever.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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