Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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