he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
My bed smells like the plague
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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