people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
