I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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