is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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