And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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