and i looked up. we had an audience...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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