Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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