Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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