You can't motorboat a personality
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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