pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.