I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.