This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.