did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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