: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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