Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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