Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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