I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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