Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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