please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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