She's JV to your varsity
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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