I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Two words: blizzard sex
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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