Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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