we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
