do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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