People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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