Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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