The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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