Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
two words...techno handjob
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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