Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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