was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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