Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
sex in a hospital.. check
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize