:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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