He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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