8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I touched a dick in church today
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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