I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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