I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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