I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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