We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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