have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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