I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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