Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize