I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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