She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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