I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.