so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
They took my balls.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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