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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.

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  do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.

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• (949): View more from California

  Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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  are you seriously doing this over text message

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  hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,

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• (972): View more from Texas

  By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.

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  Did someone catch you and fuck you?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.

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