i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
two words: eviction party
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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