my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I understand Curling. That high.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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