is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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