Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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