Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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