It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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