I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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