called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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