I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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