Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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