You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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