spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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